Jesus Christ: The Life And Times Of The Greatest Magician

Around my eighth birthday, it was a crisp winter evening, had my tie, and other dorky looking dress clothes on. Impatiently waiting to receive my first communion. Finally, I could stand in line and receive some bread (representing the body of Christ) with everyone else, at the end of the Sunday service. This sacramental bread, has a very dull, distinct, instant saliva absorbing taste to it. The only downside now, was confessing my sins. I only recall doing this a few times. The first time, I confessed something along the lines of calling a friend some negative, derogatory term, of some sort. The priest made me sit with my rosary and say these funny sounding prays, over and over and over, and finally later that day, I was forgiven. My relationship with church throughout my life, was like that ex-girlfriend you break up with on and off, and expect a different outcome the next five tries. I wouldn’t be forced to go that often, but spent the better part of the summers at my grandparents, and we would go almost every Sunday. Which was fine, heard a guy in a funny looking gown, speak some weird dialect, sing a few songs, get some bread and were out. Long story short, what religion scared me into believing was,  if your bad you will burn in hell for an eternity, half the shit I did or wanted to do was a sin, the afterlife is better than this one, god is always watching you, stalking you, so don’t even think a bad thought, and finally the scariest of all, was no sex till marriage! I bought into it all too, every single story I heard that’s found within the bible. It was in my very early teens, I would start to question my own beliefs. I did extensive research trying to find a shred of proof that Jesus existed, and or any of the stories in the bible to be true, here’s what I found…

Throughout history, there have been many depictions of the sun, whether it be carving in caves, temples, and in many monuments all throughout the world, throughout many different cultures. They paid their respect to the glowing hot yellow ball, because they knew it advanced their crops, and without it, no living thing would survive on this planet.  The zodiac calendar, is the oldest known calender to man. In the middle of it, depicts a picture of the sun, often known as the god sun. The calendar also represents the 12 months, the four seasons, as well as, the solstices and equinoxes. The zodiac calendar, was personified as figures or animals. Not only did the earliest civilizations follow the sun and stars, they personified them. They made up fables about their movements and relationships. The sun, with its life saving qualities, was personified as the unseen creator or god. God sun, the light of the world, the savior of humankind. Likewise, the 12 constellations was represented travel for god sun. They were given names and pictures, from things going on in that time period. For example, Aquarius, the water bearer, who transfers the spring rain. Horus was the sun god of Egypt in 3000 BC. Horus was known as the light, and had an enemy known as set; set was known as the darkness, or night. Dark versus light, or good versus evil, is the most esoteric mythological dualities every known. Still is being expressed, on all sorts of levels, to this day.

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Now, lets take a look at Horus, Jesus, and people alike, throughout history. Horus, was born on December 25th, to a virgin named Mary. His birth was accompanied by a star in the east. He was a teacher by the age of 12, was baptized at the age of 30. He traveled with 12 disciples, performing miracles, like healing the sick, and walking on water. He was crucified, died, and was buried, he then resurrected three days later. Attis, was born in Greece, in 1200 BC, born to a virgin, on December 25th, he was crucified, died for three days, then resurrected. Krishna, was born of a virgin, in India, in 900 BC, accompanied by a star in the east, performed miracles with his disciples, after his death, he would resurrect. Dionysus, born a virgin, on December 25th, in Greece, in 500 BC. He performed miracles, such as, turning water into wine, upon his death, he was resurrected. Mirtha, was born of a virgin, in Persia, in 1200 BC, on December 25th, had 12 disciples, which he performed miracles with, died for three days, buried, then resurrected. Jesus Christ, was born of a virgin, on December 25th, accompanied by three kings, he had 12 disciples, performed many miracles, died for three days, then he would resurrect. All throughout history, around the world, there has been at least 36 other saviors, who all share very similar characteristics.


The story of Jesus, along with many other stories in the bible, are just astrological events, that happen in the sky. Sirius, is the brightest star in the east. On December 24th, it aligns with the three stars of Orion’s belt. Those three stars have always been called the three kings. On December 25, these three stars, along with Sirius, point directly towards the sun, or gods sun. The virgin Mary, is known as the Virgo constellation. In Latin, Virgo literally means virgin. Virgo, also is referred to as the house of bread. In ancient times, they personified Virgo as a virgin holding wheat. Bethlehem, is just an allusion to the constellation Virgo, a place in the sky, not here on earth. Transitioning from the summer solstice, to the winter solstice, days get shorter, which symbolizes death of the sun. The lowest point of the sun, hits the sky on December 22nd, it stays in that position for the next three days. On December 25, the sun starts to rise again in the sky. They didn’t celebrate the resurrection of the sun, until the spring equinox, or Easter. Simply due to the fact, the sun officially over powers the evil darkness, the days become longer than the night. Jesus’s 12 disciples, represents the 12 constellations on the zodiac calendar. Jesus represents the sun, the cross through the sun on the zodiac, is a pagan symbol, Christianity stole this idea. This is why you’ll see in early times, Jesus, is always depicted with a cross behind his head.


The earliest cultures knew, approximately every 2150 years, the morning of the spring equinox, would occur on a different sign of the zodiac. This was known as, the precession of the equinoxes. It takes roughly, 26,000 years to make a full cycle through all 12 zodiac signs. Each 2150 year period, was known as an “Age.” Jesus was born on the starting age of Pisces. Which is the same age we’re still in today. According to the bible, when Jesus’s disciples asked where the last Passover would be, Jesus responded, “Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you bearing a pitcher of water…Follow him into the house where he entereth in.” (Luke 22:10) This is representing Aquarius, the age after Pisces.

The bible is based on a series of plagiarized stories. The story of Noah, was taken directly from the Epic of Gilgamesh, from 2600 BC. Gilgamesh was sent by god, was ordered to build an ark, save two of each animal, and then there was a global flood. Upon Moses birth, was said he was set in a reed basket, and placed in the river to avoid fanticide, he was rescued, and was raised as a prince. This story was stolen directly from, the Story of Sargon, around 2250 BC. Moses was known as the lawgiver, was given 10 commandments well on a mountain. This is just another story stolen from much earlier times. Manou was the lawgiver in India, Zeus gave the laws to Minos of Crete, in Egypt it was Mises. The 10 Commandments, were  taken directly from the spell 125 from the book of  The Dead, in Ancient Egypt. According to the old testament, Joseph, was simply a prototype for Jesus in the new testament. Both had miracle births, Joseph had 12 brothers, Jesus had 12 disciples, Joseph was sold for 20 pieces of silver, Jesus was sold for 30 pieces of silver. Both started their work at 30 years old.

According to legend, Jesus died the year, 33 A.D. Mark was the first gospel, then came Matthew, Luke, followed by John; the last three were derivatives of the first gospel. In Mark’s gospel, he mentions the fall of the Jewish temple, which takes place in 70 A.D. Making these gospels written sometime after that year, presumably a lot later. Paul was the first to claim to have visions from God. In fact, Paul was so moved by this, he wrote 80,000 words about the christian religion, and he would spread the good word onto others. They’re the only documents we have of the religion, during that 40 plus year gap, from the time of Jesus’s death, to the first gospel. Jesus Christ wasn’t even mentioned once, in any of Paul’s documentations. In fact, Paul never even heard of Mary, Joseph, Bethlehem, John the baptist, never once quoted any miracles taking place, no mention of going to Jerusalem, no Pontius Pilate. Not one story of Jesus was mentioned until he is put on the cross, the resurrection, and the ascension. Paul never put those stories on earth either, it was all told as a mythical story.

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At least, 23 historians, lived during the same time Jesus was supposedly alive, and in the same general area, he allegedly occupied. Not one of these historians, documented a single thing about Jesus’s legacy. Jesus, like other pagan gods, was a mystical figure. It was the political establishment, that would use the Jesus figure, for social control. By 325 AD in Rome, the emperor Constantine, had a meeting to establish the christian doctrine. Which intake, would begin an era of Christian blood shed, and spiritual fraud. For the next 1600 years, the Vatican, maintained a political stranglehold on all of Europe. Leading to periods in time, known as the dark ages. Christianity, along with theistic belief systems, is by far the biggest fraud we’ve ever seen. It detaches the species from the natural world, and vice versa. It leaves god in charge, in turn, horrendous crimes can be justified. It empowers those who know the truth but use the myth to manipulate and control societies. The religious myth is the most powerful device ever created, and serves as the psychological soil, upon which other myths can bloom.

I personally never had a spiritual experience, through religion. I tried seeking one out through various forms of meditation techniques, yoga and even looked into other religions.  It wasn’t until November 8th of last year, around 11 pm, I filled a pipe with dimethyltryptamine (DMT) took two small inhales, got blasted into the center of the universe, and during that 15 minutes, was like having a lifetime of spiritual events taking place. DMT, gives you the opportunity to come in contact with other entities, beyond our three dimensional consciousness. DMT, is found in every living thing, including ourselves. DMT is known as the spirit molecule. Its produced in our pineal gland, and other parts of the body, its one of the simplest chemical compounds found on earth. The acacia tree, is heavily potent with DMT. This tree, was heavenly praised in the ancient Egyptian culture. It showed me exactly why were here, why its most important to reconnect with this beautiful planet. This can’t be accomplished on a global scale, if we continue to hang on to these religious ideologies, that were forcefully implanted in our brains.

 Body of Christ

“If Jesus had been on earth, he would not even had been a priest.”

-Hebrews 8:4

Fun Fact: The bible is the world most stolen book.


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Dawkins On Religion 

Zeitgeist: The Movie

The God Delusion

The Bible

One thought on “Jesus Christ: The Life And Times Of The Greatest Magician

  • March 8, 2016 at 6:18 am

    Excellent piece. Thank you for sharing. Spread the word my friend. 


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